Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!

Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

In an unprecedented “Fraudian Slip” during the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump admitted to taking home 15 boxes of Goya Refried Beans! Exclusive Transcript of the Mar-a-Lago Raid: TRUMP ‘They … Read more

Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody

Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more

In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’

In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Social media
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
Social media

Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/16/21

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/16/21
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Latest posts by Paul Lander (see all)

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.

Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/29/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/29/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Latest posts by Paul Lander (see all)

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets

White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.

A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more

Future Trump Tweets

Future Trump Tweets
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!

Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more

Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!

Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more

Share