America the Beautiful
On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more
mar-a-lago
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
A Day with Trump
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent follows Donald Trump around to produce his exclusive report: A Day with Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Dateline: Mar-a-Lago — The following … Read more
‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund
Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more
Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more
Trump Addresses Public on New Indictment
Trump responds to the new indictment handed down by Special Prosecutor Jack Smith against him. Ex-president Donald J. Trump spoke to the press from his Mar-a-Lago estate in … Read more
Melania Secret Diary: Last Entry Revealed!
The Melania Secret Diary reveals more than just Valet Walt Nauta’s Shoeshine Tips! Entries from the Melania secret diary: July 2023, Mar-a-Lago Dear Diary, Damn – it’s 2 … Read more
Melania and Barron Enjoy a Quiet Dinner at Mar-a-Lago
Listen in as Melania and Barron have a traditional Slovenian meal at home, when father’s not around. A plate of veal and buckwheat dumplings, two large sausages, and … Read more
Polls, Picks and Politics: Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference
Trump answered reporters’ questions at an impromptu press conference held at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Donald Trump’s last presidential poll ratings, conducted by Gallup over the period from January … Read more
