Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about what Apple lost on the stock market, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
‘Trump National Cathedral’ to be Built at Mar-a-Lago
President boasts on social media that his will “bigger and better” than the Washington National Cathedral. Settling comfortably into his second term, President Donald J. Trump announced on … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/20/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jlo and Ben finalizing their divorce, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
Dining Chez Donald
By Red Barnes Should you be lucky enough to get an invite to dine “Chez Donald” at the home of our once and future president, you might be … Read more
