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Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND â The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from … Read morePlagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf
Ryan notes that “The Donalini” has promised to be on his best behavior from now until the election. The Dredge Report has learned that some knowledgeable Republicans in Congress have started calling Paul Ryan “Paul … Read morePaul Ryan Denies Trump-Hitler Connection
“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?” NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald Trump announced at a rally today that … Read moreTrump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History
âLab Penisâ facility says request is not unique but its âaryanâ prescription âis unsualâ WINSTON-SALEM, NC — The Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, which specializes in fake dicks, false pussies and âlast stopâ genital … Read moreIs Hitler Still Alive? Mysterious Order from Amazon Jungle Fuels Speculation
“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,â says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL â Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance⢠satellite, former German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler said passionately that … Read moreInspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC â Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed their oily palms together today as President … Read moreRepublicans Condemn ‘Hitler’ Obama, Hand Him More Power
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when he announced his retirement. The anti-woman, anti-gay … Read moreFather Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
TV is about to begin an annual event of honoring our nation’s veterans and â with approximately 900 World War II veterans dying each day â it can’t come a moment too soon. On Sunday … Read moreAt Last: Veterans Day Comes To TV
Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat … Read moreSmart Peeple R the Caws of the Wurld’s Trubbles
In the old testament it was ‘An eye for an eye’. In Jesus’ time the message was ‘Turn the other cheek’. So what do we have in our modern times as a guideline for our … Read moreJustifiable Karma