Elton John’s Ode to Yevgeny Prigozhin
Elton John reprises “Candle in the Wind / Goodbye England’s Rose” for the late leader of the Wagner private military group, Yevgeny Prigozhin. Sir Elton John is about … Read more
David Wollman
Original Barbie is Back: Klaus Barbie, ‘The Butcher of Lyon,’ Goosesteps into Toy Stores
Third Reich Toys in Argentina is reintroducing the Klaus Barbie doll to a new generation of anti-Semites. Spurred on by Mattel’s Billion Dollar Barbie movie and product sales, … Read more
Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
U.S. Retaliates: 99 Balloons to Float Over China
A balloon flotilla, featuring Disney characters depicted by 99 balloons, heightens fears of escalation between U.S. and China. U.S. President Joe Biden announced today the launch of a … Read more
House Freedom Caucus: The Lost Interview
One journalist’s valiant, if unsuccessful attempt to interview the House Freedom Caucus: the Lost Interview. Our brave reporter infiltrates the favored retreat for the notorious House Freedom Caucus. … Read more
Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more
Elon Musk Names George Santos New Twitter CEO
Newly elected Republican George Santos will head Elon Musk’s new, blue-ribbon team to manage Twitter’s daily operations. Elon Musk has made good on his promise to follow the … Read more
Runoff Season: Off and Running
Yes, it’s Runoff Season: Beyond the Georgia senate race, runoffs are running rampant across the USA and the world. Georgia voters could be forgiven for thinking that Raphael … Read more
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
Kanye Turns Antisemitic Dross into Dollars
Kanye West doubles down on his antisemitic brand, launches “Haayt’s Peach” organic supermarket chain. Ye (formerly Kanye West) is apparently looking to financially rebound from sponsor defections by … Read more
