Trump to Rename America

Trump to Rename America

‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename the United States of America. “We’re going … Read moreTrump to Rename America

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies that are known around the world. Multi-talented, … Read moreNostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It

What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It

When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized after photographs of Donald Trump recently appeared … Read moreWhat Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It

KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition

KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition

Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that it will a host a Labor Day … Read moreKKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the Republican presidential candidate is only ever mentioned … Read moreA Profile of the Burning Bush

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