The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a report from the Congressional Budget Office estimating … Read more

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read more

Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA

Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA

‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that he has decided to withdraw Sonny Perdue’s … Read more

‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in the Feds “if Chicago doesn’t fix the … Read more

Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing

Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing

“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested for grave robbing, last night. Caught in … Read more