FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. However, the party atmosphere was rudely interrupted … Read moreFIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The headline news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host nation Brazil by only scoring a single … Read moreAmericans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?

Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn Iraq, US President Barack Obama stated, “Right … Read moreObama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan superstar Luis Suarez to have his teeth … Read moreFIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

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