Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
It’s tough not to compare Donald or Elon (or other White House cast members) to Boris and Natasha. “Senator Joni Ernst, a Republican from Iowa, was fielding questions … Read more
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
A member of the bird species “superb starlings” would make a much better leader than our current bird-brained president. There is a species of birds named “superb starlings,” … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Moody’s downgrading US credit, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more