Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Elon Musk
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Boris and Natasha or Trump Disciple?
It’s tough not to compare Donald or Elon (or other White House cast members) to Boris and Natasha. “Senator Joni Ernst, a Republican from Iowa, was fielding questions … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
What Starlings Could Teach Trump’s Mean Government
A member of the bird species “superb starlings” would make a much better leader than our current bird-brained president. There is a species of birds named “superb starlings,” … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Moody’s downgrading US credit, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
What Is Behind Trump’s Lust for Greenland?
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
