Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Elon Musk
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Going from Democracy … to Plutocracy … and Now to Kleptocracy
Oh, the tragic plight of our nation’s downtrodden multibillionaire class! They want their kleptocracy! One group of oppressed Americans has become especially outspoken this election year, contending that … Read more
Spring into Spring with New Delights from MAGA Marketplace
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/12/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Super Bowl LVIII, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/29/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Wayfair layoffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about priests blessing same-sex couples, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
