Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
January 6th
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
Rulings of the Supreme Cult
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
If Donald Trump Had Led the Charge Up Capitol Hill on Jan. 6th
In his dreams, Trump led the charge up Capitol Hill — making history like Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders. Pool Reporter — And here comes Donald Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
No Beating Around the Bush, Trump Calls Mike Pence the ‘P Word’!
What was the ‘P word’ Trump called Mike Pence on Jan 6th? It’s not what you think! Ivanka Trump’s Chief of Staff, Julie Radford told the Jan 6th … Read more
McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th
House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more
