Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump

Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump

Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more

Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more

Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more

Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more

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