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Aid for men who can’t control themselves around women needed, says Pence It now appears that Vice President Mike Pence may have had something else in mind, other than conversion therapy for gays, when he … Read moreMike Pence Proposes Funding for Therapy to Curb Sexual Urges
The Donald plays ‘Who Wants to be a Vice Presidential Candidate?’ By Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s The Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. If I asked you to run with … Read moreListen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!
Veepstakes ’16: Trump Edition Now that the presumptive nominees are set, the presidential campaign has officially entered its “begging for money like we’re raising bail for our little sister who’s being held in a Turkish … Read moreWho Will Be Trump’s Presidential Apprentice?
‘He’s the King of Vice, after all,’ says Trump Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, shocked the party establishment and ended months of speculation by picking his running mate: Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi. Trump … Read moreTrump Makes His Pick: Silvio Berlusconi for Vice-President
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names of the campaign bumper stickers was so … Read moreRingside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! … Read moreWhy Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of … Read moreThe Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
Since Gov. Romney has sewn up the nomination tighter than one of Chris Christie’s old suits, the only remaining Republican election drama is the Veepstakes — which name the Bairn of Bain Capital intends to … Read more2012 Veepstakes
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, Dick Cheney, who has been running things … Read moreCheney Pronounces Self King