Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/1/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cannabis stocks, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Pelosi
Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
Listen In: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer Discuss Whether Trump Will Self-Pardon
Exclusive! We’ve obtained this very interesting transcript of a discussion among top Dems about the possibility of a ‘self-pardon’ by Trump. NANCY PELOSI So, do you think he’s … Read more
Attack Dogs Unleashed
Dr. Deborah Birx got it from both sides, as both Pelosi and Trump unloaded on her like a couple enraged attack dogs. Recently U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
Republican sheep heard shear madness! A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Ukrainegate, Last Con-Temptation of Trump?
Ukrainegate explained in aphorisms. WikiLeaks… and so does the White House! Idiots and morons always do cover-oops. What do I think the White House should do about all … Read more
Trump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more
