Will Trump Self-Pardon? - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Exclusive! We’ve obtained this very interesting transcript of a discussion among top Dems about the possibility of a ‘self-pardon’ by Trump.

NANCY PELOSI

So, do you think he’s gonna Self-Pardon?

CHUCK SCHUMER

Why not – he made a suit out of the Drapes, didn’t he?

CHUCK

I heard if he’s not pardoned – Butterball wants to be frozen!

NANCY

I knew there was a reason to become a Vegan!

Have you noticed how he has trouble going down Ramps?

CHUCK

It’s nothing – all Poultry does that!

NANCY

And, what’s with his tiny webbed hands?

CHUCK

They don’t have hands – they’re wings!

NANCY

Well, this dirty bird’s on the No-Fly List till he pays everybody he owes!

CHUCK

Is that why Melania told him to stop wearing Striped Pajamas – because it feels like a Conjugal Visit!

NANCY

Remember the last Thanksgiving Bird – he’s got to be part Parrot! Before he was pardoned, he kept on repeating ‘306’, ‘306’, ‘306’!

CHUCK

Who can forget Mr. Lucky’s Russian-Assisted Keno numbers!

NANCY

But, worst of all – he knows nothing about traditional Thanksgiving manners!

CHUCK

You mean last year when he was offered, ‘White or Dark’ & he said, ‘Either – there’s very fine meat on both sides’!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha