Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/5/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the movie Groundhog Day, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Xerox, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift fans (aka “Swifties”), doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/19/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jamie Lynn Spears being on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ doesn’t need to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about The A-Team, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Satan Appalled by Defamatory ‘Prison Conversion’ QAnon Rumors
Turns out even the Evil One does not want to be associated with QAnon rumors and allegations. Despite happily copping the blame for September 11, Genghis Khan, Benito … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Prince Charming and his kisses, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today 2/11/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
Republican sheep heard shear madness! A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more
