Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/8/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/8/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Norwegian cruise ship, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more

‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund

‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund

Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/15/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/15/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Oppenheimer sweeping the Golden Globes, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift fans (aka “Swifties”), doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taco Bell, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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