Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Benifer” marriage, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Benifer” marriage, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Republicans concoct a whole new xenophobic bugaboo to goose up their anti-immigrant demagoguery — another border wall. In the 1980s, many Texans were alarmed that hordes of immigrants … Read more
GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kylie Jenner, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the new movie “80 for Brady,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more