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Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with former members of the classic rock band … Read moreDonald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi agrees she has had “had … Read morePelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Information on policy making and personal life included in White House secrets. A staffer who recently left his employment at the White House has shared inside information with this reporter. Known only to a small … Read moreFormer Staffer Reveals White House Secrets
This Trumpian folly of a border wall is not needed and won’t work. How much of our money does Donald Trump want to pour into his xenophobic fantasy of erecting an impenetrable wall on our … Read moreThe Gaping Hole in Trump’s Border Wall
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all become citizens of Mexico. Remember a few … Read moreCheck, Please
The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a third of the way into his first … Read moreThe Measure of Success
These may be a boom economy for the luxury class in the U.S., but the middle class feels imperiled. The wailing in our country about the “invasion of immigrants” has been long and loud. As … Read moreStop Blaming Workers for the Economy: The Bosses Made This Mess
Trump’s foolish belligerence — regarding his ‘beautiful’ border wall and many other things — is making him a global laughingstock. Comandante Trump, El Jefe, the gringo strongman! That’s the image our current Commander-in-Chief seems to … Read moreTrumpty Dumpty Sat on a Border Wall
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read morePresident* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times