Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel

Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more

Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever

Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more

The Trump Translator App

The Trump Translator App
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more

A Cursory Rhyme

A Cursory Rhyme
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more

The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more

Soft Tissue Racist

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more

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