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Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with former members of the classic rock band … Read moreDonald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
A border war of choice that hurts us, instead of protects us “What did you do in the border war, Daddy?” “I was in an Army platoon on the front lines, stringing bands of concertina … Read moreTrump’s Border War
Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The wailing in our country about the “invasion … Read moreA Wall Won’t Fix Immigration
This Trumpian folly of a border wall is not needed and won’t work. How much of our money does Donald Trump want to pour into his xenophobic fantasy of erecting an impenetrable wall on our … Read moreThe Gaping Hole in Trump’s Border Wall
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all become citizens of Mexico. Remember a few … Read moreCheck, Please
The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a third of the way into his first … Read moreThe Measure of Success
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the … Read morePresident* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
Are Canadians simply a product of someone’s over-inventive fantasy? Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red … Read moreDo Canadians Really Exist?
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has confirmed that President Trump’s “Wall to Save … Read moreNews of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
These days, Republicans don’t have to be qualified — much less sane — to run for the highest office in the land. All they need is the backing of a billionaire and a hot fear-button … Read moreWhy the GOP’s Fence Fantasy is a Farce