How the president could pay off his karma debt: Impeachment alternatives he should consider. Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the … Read more Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who
Here are some thoughts for the new year you probably didn’t think of. Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, … Read more Bizzarro Thoughts for the New Year
The Teflon Don Gang lay low in their Senate hideout. A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret … Read more The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down in the Senate Building
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout … Read more New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)
A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened … Read more The Vampire and the Vamp
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their … Read more Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out with our International Guide to Halloween snacking … Read more NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts to the surface and spreads like lava … Read more Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies
Taking a look at Germany’s satire and humor magazines. You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at … Read more German Humor Magazines Got the U.S. Beat!
Is The Donald supposed to be the tooth fairy? Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They … Read more Some People Confuse Trump with the Tooth Fairy