Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White … Read moreExclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that … Read moreTurning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read moreGun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting

We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting

Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare … Read moreWe Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting

A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting

A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting

What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. … Read moreA Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting

2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited

2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited

How it happened: The reign of America’s first woman president Newsdate, Year 2024 — Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the anarchy that now besets us. Originally known … Read more2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited

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