Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of … Read moreTrump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

Sometimes the Yahoo Comment Section Gives You the Best Hoot There Is

Sometimes the Yahoo Comment Section Gives You the Best Hoot There Is

The Yahoo comment section on some articles is the best snarkle you can get. This one is about a woman in Florida who was having an affair with her brother and gave birth to a … Read moreSometimes the Yahoo Comment Section Gives You the Best Hoot There Is

NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new NRA propaganda relations campaign … Read moreNRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and … Read moreThe Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

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