Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump … Read moreTrump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

How Much We Do Forget: Our Fights with Cuba, Iran and Socialism and How We Caused Them

How Much We Do Forget: Our Fights with Cuba, Iran and Socialism and How We Caused Them

My, My! How much we do forget! Obama tried to connect with our old foes Cuba and Iran to smooth out the decades old conflicts and make the world a more friendly place. However, now … Read moreHow Much We Do Forget: Our Fights with Cuba, Iran and Socialism and How We Caused Them

Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

Saudi Consulate: also known as “The Middle-Eastern Haunted Torture Chamber.” Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance … Read moreJust in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

Kowtow: Chinese Habit We Are Learning

Kowtow: Chinese Habit We Are Learning

Americans are learning a not-so-funny trait: How to kowtow. kowtow kouˈtou/verb 1. act in an excessively subservient manner. “she didn’t have to kowtow to a boss” synonyms: grovel to, be obsequious to, be servile to, be sycophantic to, fawn over/on, cringe to, bow … Read moreKowtow: Chinese Habit We Are Learning

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Semi-Humorous Meetings with Strange Creatures in the Night

Semi-Humorous Meetings with Strange Creatures in the Night

Real life experiences with strange creatures in the night. The following are real life experiences with strange creatures in the night: It was my first time to Steamboat Springs in Colorado. As was my usual … Read moreSemi-Humorous Meetings with Strange Creatures in the Night

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