Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!

Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!

Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!

NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!

NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!

A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something

Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something

The Earth’s Billionaires Record a Remake of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’

The Earth’s Billionaires Record a Remake of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’

A very different version of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ has been produced. Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that … Read more The Earth’s Billionaires Record a Remake of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’

Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!

They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!

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