“Names Will Never Hurt Me” – Republican’s Teflon Thick Skin

“Names Will Never Hurt Me” – Republican’s Teflon Thick Skin
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

‘Thick skin’: No matter what others call them – top tier Republicans just let it roll off their spineless backs! “HYPOCRITE”!  “SYCOPHANT”!  “ASS-KISSER”!  “BROWN NOSER”! And that’s just … Read more

How the Right is Rigging Elections

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Today, the Right is rigging elections in a coordinated, methodical, richly funded scheme. Is it really so hard? Voting, I mean — smooth democratic elections with all citizens … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more

GOP Storms Deposition to Protest Non-Blowjob Impeachment

GOP Storms Deposition to Protest Non-Blowjob Impeachment
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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Impeachment should be reserved only for high crimes and “miss demeanors,” like Miss Lewinsky, say deposition invaders. Republican congressmen stormed a deposition related to the impeachment hearings today, … Read more

Trump: Photographic Evidence of ‘Hollywood Collusion’

Trump: Photographic Evidence of ‘Hollywood Collusion’
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Trump claims he has photographic evidence of “Hollywood collusion,” proving the Mueller hearings were “fake news.” Donald Trump today doubled-down on his claim that the Mueller hearings were … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews William Barr & Jerry Nadler

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews William Barr & Jerry Nadler
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Congressman Jerry Nadler and Attorney General William Barr. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
Humor Times

Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE … Read more

Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort

Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is … Read more

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