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Trump: Photographic Evidence of ‘Hollywood Collusion’

Trump claims he has photographic evidence of “Hollywood collusion,” proving the Mueller hearings were “fake news.”

Donald Trump today doubled-down on his claim that the Mueller hearings were nothing more than “fake news,” producing actual photographic “evidence” of what he called “Hollywood collusion.”

Hollywood collusion“You can see right there, it’s Wilford Brimley just behind Mueller,” Trump explained, “And isn’t that Vic Tayback from TV’s ‘Alice’ behind him as well? And what about little Paul Williams there in the background? I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was DeNiro himself playing Mueller!”

When informed that Tayback was dead Trump replied: “Good! Serves him right for making me look bad! Besides, what’s another skeleton in my closet?”

Trump also expressed his disappointment with Brimley. “I thought he was supposed to be a Quaker!” the president complained.

DeNiro, when asked to comment, simply stated that he knows Raging Bull when he sees  it.

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