BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Santa Claus
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host lands a hard-to-get guest this time of year for the Santa Claus interview. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
Kringle Thinks He’s Single & Unwraps His Dating Profile: ‘MUST LOVE DEER!’
Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show New Year’s Eve Party
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the one and only Santa Claus at a New Year’s Eve party in Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER From under a rock … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Wherein Kevin McCarthy, Sarah Palin, Bernie Sanders and Mike Pence recite “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” together on our talk radio show. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more
Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
A Chat about Santa
My companion said it was time to have a chat about Santa, noting that Saint Nicholas was yet another Jesus devotee. On a late summer day, God and … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Reindeer Farmer Arvin Erickson
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Arvin Erickson, a reindeer farmer from Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Obsessive-Compulsive Santa Is Checking His List Twice…Then Three More Times, Plus Once More After That (Just To Be Sure)
Everyone knows Santa is careful, but no one knew just how careful. He’s Obsessive-Compulsive Santa! The reindeer? Fed. The elves? Cleaning. Mrs. Claus? Fast asleep, probably thanks to … Read more
Mouseguest: A Poem
Mouseguest Come Dear Mouse be our guest And may your weary head find rest Not upon our little bed But out in the garage instead I think you’ll … Read more
