Bearing a Cross

Bearing a Cross
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Jesus Christ himself was recently found in Manhattan, bearing His cross while begging for alms and talking to passers by. Homeless and stuck on a cross, Jesus Christ … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Flush the Tea Potty!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Flush the Tea Potty!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

The tea potty is full of it. Trump’s base is sneer to his heart. Loyal tea oafs protect Trump. Right-wing propaganda time: Lunatic talk. The tea party believes … Read more

Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?

Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.

A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more

Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!

Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes … Read more

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.

King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more

Merry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like … Read more

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest … Read more

Donald Trump and the Independent

Donald Trump and the Independent
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Exclusive: A secret recording shows that Donald Trump is concerned about a new independent candidate entering the race. Breaking news: One of our reporters has just secretly recorded … Read more

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