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An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later: … Read moreEaster Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered in the hills above Judea, Israel, shows … Read moreNew Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like in Afghanistan. No, no — this is … Read moreMerry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus
‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest Tour on Earth,” he keeps blurting out … Read moreTrump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
Exclusive: A secret recording shows that Donald Trump is concerned about a new independent candidate entering the race. Breaking news: One of our reporters has just secretly recorded this conversation between Donald Trump and one … Read moreDonald Trump and the Independent
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today horrified and panicked Mountain Men – and … Read moreJesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans
God taps Jon Stewart to replace ‘disappointing’ original He’s been regarded by millions as a superhuman being, a deity, a comedic god — but after more than 16 years working as “The Daily Show” anchor, … Read moreAlmighty Swaps Son of God for New One: Jon Stewart
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am in the middle of nowhere baking in … Read moreInterview with God – A Humor Times Exclusive
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on a gay pride parade float. He’s the … Read moreRed Pope/Green Pope
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ endorsed Bernie Sanders for president today, during … Read moreJesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President