New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered in the hills above Judea, Israel, shows … Read moreNew Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

Merry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus

Jim Hightower

The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like in Afghanistan. No, no — this is … Read moreMerry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest Tour on Earth,” he keeps blurting out … Read moreTrump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans

Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans

‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today horrified and panicked Mountain Men – and … Read moreJesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans

Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President

Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President

‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ endorsed Bernie Sanders for president today, during … Read moreJesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there is no world for You to come … Read morePope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

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