Mother’s and Father’s Day Greeting Cards: Cost or Quality?

Howard Zaharoff

Greeting cards: Message quality varies with the cost When recently browsing the greeting cards rack, I discovered a disturbing trend: card prices continue to climb; and while cheap cards are available, the message quality varies … Read moreMother’s and Father’s Day Greeting Cards: Cost or Quality?

How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!

How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!

Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses who still consider Labor Day a holiday … Read moreHow to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!

Holiday Formerly Known as ‘Thanksgiving’ to be Called ‘Selfish-Taking’

Holiday Formerly Known as ‘Thanksgiving’ to be Called ‘Selfish-Taking’

Due to the state of our society, ‘Thanksgiving’ is to be renamed Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose to the … Read moreHoliday Formerly Known as ‘Thanksgiving’ to be Called ‘Selfish-Taking’

Lost Journal: ‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

Tim Mollen

Journal entry:  November 22, 2006 (age 37) — Thanksgiving poem Why does Christmas get to have all the poems?  Here’s one I just dreamed up in a Thanksgiving tryptophan-induced doze: ‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and … Read moreLost Journal: ‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

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