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Let us take a few minutes to talk about the most underrated holiday of them all: Labor Day. Let us take a few minutes to talk about the most underrated holiday of them all: Labor … Read moreThe Most Underrated Holiday: Labor Day
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves … Read moreHave a Trump-Free Day!
The 4th of July: the loudest holiday Hey everybody; you know all that anxiety that’s been building up? Well, just let it go and relax now, because the 4th of July is here. The Great American … Read moreThe Loudest Holiday
Greeting cards: Message quality varies with the cost When recently browsing the greeting cards rack, I discovered a disturbing trend: card prices continue to climb; and while cheap cards are available, the message quality varies … Read moreMother’s and Father’s Day Greeting Cards: Cost or Quality?
Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, sure, it’s a big time, bona-fide holiday, … Read moreThe Two Tooth Advantage
Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses who still consider Labor Day a holiday … Read moreHow to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!
Journal entry: September 7, 2009 (age 40) – Labor Day Housework Marathon This afternoon, I wore a huge, frozen smile as I walked over to my wife, Amanda, and showed her the bottom of the … Read moreLost Journal: The Labor Day Housework Marathon
Due to the state of our society, ‘Thanksgiving’ is to be renamed Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose to the … Read moreHoliday Formerly Known as ‘Thanksgiving’ to be Called ‘Selfish-Taking’
It’s Labor Day, everybody! Hey, it’s Labor Day, everybody. Woo-hoo. Okay, we’re partying now. Throw your arms in the air and wave them like you just don’t care. Blow up some balloons. Tap a keg. … Read moreThe Least Laboring of Days
Transcending partisanship: Fireworks & barbeque Aaaah. Fourth of July. The Great American Holiday. Dead-solid-center summer. Picnics, baseball, watermelon, fireworks, fifth graders flying past with red, white and blue streamers flowing from their bicycle handlebars. And … Read moreFireworks in the Fog