Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available … Read moreYou’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves … Read moreHave a Trump-Free Day!
Why shouldn’t we believe the people surrounding Trump, who haven’t told us the truth, ever? And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if the eldest son of the Trump Crime … Read moreTrump Crime Family’s Fake Sons
Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania has joined Martha, Dolley & Mamie in … Read moreMelania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick of the night Or vicious attacks that … Read morePlease Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond the accusations made by the White House … Read moreMarch 4th Declared National Opposites Day
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s … Read moreTotalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
Add “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” to your holiday gift list “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of 300 Tweets from funny people on Twitter who also happen to be … Read moreA Funny Little Stocking Stuffer for the Parents On Your Holiday Gift List