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You’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires

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You’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires
Rod Bartchy
Rod Bartchy
Rod Bartchy lives in Philadelphia, where he writes humor essays, tutors kindergarten and plays Scrabble to excess.His work has appeared in the Broad Street Review, The Chestnut Hill Local, Humor Outcasts, True Humor, The Short Humor Site and the Humor Times.
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Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which … Read more

Have a Trump-Free Day!

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Have a Trump-Free Day!
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the … Read more

Trump Crime Family’s Fake Sons

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Will Durst
Will Durst
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Why shouldn’t we believe the people surrounding Trump, who haven’t told us the truth, ever? And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if … Read more

Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit

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Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania … Read more

Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem

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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more

March 4th Declared National Opposites Day

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March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement … Read more

A Funny Little Stocking Stuffer for the Parents On Your Holiday Gift List

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Roz Warren
Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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Add “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” to your holiday gift list “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of 300 Tweets from funny people … Read more

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