Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem

Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone

Donald Trump phonePlease won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone
Tell him we just want to be left alone
No more snide tweets in the thick of the night
Or vicious attacks that give us a fright

We want a prez who acts dignified
Not one who writes like his brain has been fried
Instead of tweetin’ whatever he’s thinkin’
He should be aping leaders like Lincoln

Governing’s hard, it wearies the best
Go bind up his thumbs, the man needs some rest
Four years is too long to keep up this shtick
We need a huuuge break, it’s making us sick

Without daily tweets life may be weak tea
Which is how us losers prefer it to be
Believe me silence would be a sweet tone
So please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone

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