The Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

The Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

‘POTUS’ acronym meanings under the current White House occupant Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as … Read moreThe Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’

The 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Will Durst

The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking knee during the national anthem: one is … Read morePence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Best Radioactive Spider Ever

Will Durst

Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming news alert editors, impeachment historians, ethics investigators, … Read moreBest Radioactive Spider Ever

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

Barack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game

Will Durst

What you need to play the State of the Union Drinking Game: To play the State of the Union Drinking Game, you need four taxpayers of any sex and one rich white banker-type wearing a … Read moreBarack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game

Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket

Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket

Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS (or President of the United States) in … Read moreCharlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket

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