‘POTUS’ acronym meanings under the current White House occupant Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as … Read moreThe Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves … Read moreHave a Trump-Free Day!
The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game
Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking knee during the national anthem: one is … Read morePence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming news alert editors, impeachment historians, ethics investigators, … Read moreBest Radioactive Spider Ever
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address
What you need to play the State of the Union Drinking Game: To play the State of the Union Drinking Game, you need four taxpayers of any sex and one rich white banker-type wearing a … Read moreBarack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS (or President of the United States) in … Read moreCharlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket