Team Greed Plays Big-Time Sports!

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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We might worship the teams that actually play, but our money mostly goes to Team Greed, the ruling clique of billionaire barons. ‘Tis the season, right? Traditionally, the … Read more

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more

Washington Nationals Sign Fauci

Washington Nationals Sign Fauci
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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After the famed immunologist threw the first pitch in their home opener, the Washington Nationals had to sign him. The Washington Nationals stunned the baseball world today when … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republicans, Tax Evasion and Facts Evasion

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republicans, Tax Evasion and Facts Evasion
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

The news, as told through aphorisms, including tax evasion and even facts evasion! The presidunce an idiot! He’s very much admired in the muck. Trump certainly is an … Read more

Potus First Pitch

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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The true start of spring is that bright and shiny day when Christ comes out of his cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts with that first … Read more

Trump Battered, Ty Cobb Plays Ball

Trump Battered, Ty Cobb Plays Ball
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

Ty Cobb promises a ‘Home Run;’ but will settle for ‘a Walk’ if Mueller will accept 2 Tickets behind 1st Base… As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking … Read more

Easter, Baseball and the Rites of Spring

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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One of the best rites of spring: When Christ comes out of his cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts. Easter is a most peculiar holiday, which … Read more

Stand Up and Cheer for It Is Clear That This Is the Cubs Victory Year!

Stand Up and Cheer for It Is Clear That This Is the Cubs Victory Year!
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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A poem celebrating the Chicago Cubs It is that season of the year when does flow the beer in only two stadiums throughout the land. It is time … Read more

Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
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The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are … Read more

Lost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Buy your copy of "Lost Journal - the Book" at www.timmollen.com.Each Lost Journal column is a journal entry written in retrospect. In other words, Mollen chooses a different day from his past, and writes about it as though it were today. The date may be last week, Halloween 1980, or the day he was born (May 4, 1969). Some of you may be asking, “But how would he have been able to write a journal entry on the day he was born?” To you he says: “Lighten up. It’s a humor column.” Mollen is a nationally syndicated columnist and actor, and he is available as a speaker on writing and humor.
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Journal entry: July 3, 1977 (age 8) – Boys of Summer For an 8-year-old, there is grave fear attached to some states of being, such as “separated from … Read more

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