Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are absolutely killing us. They’re crossing our foul … Read moreTrump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

Lost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: July 3, 1977 (age 8) – Boys of Summer For an 8-year-old, there is grave fear attached to some states of being, such as “separated from parents at an airport” or “on fire.” … Read moreLost Journal: A Chance to Join the Boys of Summer

Lost Journal: Shutout at Shea Leads Brothers to Cannibalism

Tim Mollen

Journal entry: September 1, 1984 (age 15) With my 27-year-old brother, Jim, driving, the trip from Binghamton to New York City takes less than 3 hours.  Other brother Dan, 16, took today’s white-knuckle ride in … Read moreLost Journal: Shutout at Shea Leads Brothers to Cannibalism

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