The news, as told through aphorisms, including tax evasion and even facts evasion!
The presidunce an idiot!
Trump certainly is an accompliced politician.
Republicans are staging a full-scale Witless Protection Program.
Schiff happens. Get used to it.
We inquire, they perspire.
Trumpty-Dumpty sat on a wall / Trumpty-Dumpty had a bad fall / All the king’s horseshit and all the king’s men / Denied it and claimed it was “fake news” again!
Grate big cheeses.
Zuckerberg: Speaking Two-Facebook‘s agenda.
Zuckerberg’s focus is onlining his pockets.
Hey Britain: You Brexit, you buys it.
California was so terrifired it blacked out.
On the road today I saw another survey crew. Funny, they never ask me any questions.
In the big inning was baseball.
I never trusted Dracula right off the bat.
If vampires can’t see their own reflection in a mirror, how do they always get their hair to look so perfect?
Poltergeists are eerie-sponsible.
Don’t be superstitious, knock on imitation wood grain.
You made your bedlam, now sleep in it!