Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. However, the party atmosphere was rudely interrupted … Read moreFIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower
Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the movie Alive had a profound impact on … Read moreLuis Suarez: The Autobiography
“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn Iraq, US President Barack Obama stated, “Right … Read moreObama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory
Figuring out who advances just too much for many World Cup fans Every four years, the World Cup fan base gets smaller and smaller. The reason: mathematics. FIFA estimates that millions of fans from various … Read moreWorld Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite
FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan superstar Luis Suarez to have his teeth … Read moreFIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez
World Cup watching advice, American style The refrain has echoed across the globe our entire lives. “The World Cup is the most exciting sporting event on the face of the planet. Bigger than the Super … Read moreHow to Watch the World Cup
Parents and kid’s soccer don’t mix We are coming to the start of another great annual American tradition…community youth sports. There are many sports for kids to choose from, including basketball, baseball, Parcheesi; however, my … Read moreNo Scores, No Contact, No … Parents!
…While Managing to Not Only Get Banned from the European Union, but Get Booted Out of England Too It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland … Read moreAn Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions on European Football