FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. However, the party atmosphere was rudely interrupted … Read moreFIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower

Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn Iraq, US President Barack Obama stated, “Right … Read moreObama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory

FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan superstar Luis Suarez to have his teeth … Read moreFIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez

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