Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
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Jonathan Ferguson

Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more

The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS

The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS
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Roger Freed

Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/16
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Mohamed Himself Introduces Slain ISIS Fighters To Their Much Deserved Reward

Mohamed Himself Introduces Slain ISIS Fighters To Their Much Deserved Reward
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

ISIS ‘heroes’ find their heavenly reward The dead ISIS members paraded up the path leading to their Glory. As they walked they boasted about their accomplishments. “I drove … Read more

ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming

ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more

NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’

NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

NRA apparently simply ‘following the money’ The National Rifle Association (NRA), smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff” – So, David Hoff is now “hassle free.”

Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution

Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On … Read more

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