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Toy soldiers were set up for the bored president, including one figurine with tears painted on its face to simulate al-Baghdadi. Rumors are floating around media circles that … Read more
Much like Jesus, Trump’s early years are a mystery. But the similarities stop there. Ever wonder what the President was like as a child? Much like Jesus, Trump’s … Read more
Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country … Read more
He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up … Read more
The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how … Read more
“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more
“Eve of Impeachment,” a parody of “Eve of Destruction” by P. F. Sloan Democracy it is explodin’ The house of cards, it is implodin’ Our President, he is … Read more
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. … Read more
Eric Trump opens up about life in the Donald Trump household In a candid sit down with a New York radio host last week, Eric Trump opened up … Read more
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
