Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate that all cabinet members be required to … Read moreTrump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a standard Inauguration into a Roast, to allow … Read more‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, … Read moreTrump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD