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The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. The EPA today reported that they have … Read moreEPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
Eric Trump opens up about life in the Donald Trump household In a candid sit down with a New York radio host last week, Eric Trump opened up about what life was like growing up … Read moreEric Trump Claims Daddy Robbed His Piggy Bank
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate that all cabinet members be required to … Read moreTrump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a standard Inauguration into a Roast, to allow … Read more‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, … Read moreTrump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD
How the Trump Stole America Politics in America had suffered a blow Americans were fed up with the status quo Obama did what he could with what given The red states were mad, they were … Read moreHow the Trump Stole America: A Poem
Can the mysterious, stiff spike in condom sales be explained by the lewd debate spectacles? By now, everyone who isn’t holed up under a rock, or hiding out on a deserted island with no phones, … Read moreCondom Sales Skyrocket Ahead of Third Presidential Debate
Sources: Elizabeth Warren has not been able to stop showering since endorsing Hillary Clinton. BOSTON — Sources close to Elizabeth Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute at … Read moreElizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton
Karl Rove could be the party’s last resort to stop Donald Trump It is common knowledge that Donald Trump continues his popularity among the conservative populace who aren’t buying politics as usual anymore. They are … Read moreGOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey … Read moreDonald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing