Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate that all cabinet members be required to … Read moreTrump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a standard Inauguration into a Roast, to allow … Read more‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, … Read moreTrump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Sources: Elizabeth Warren has not been able to stop showering since endorsing Hillary Clinton. BOSTON — Sources close to Elizabeth Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute at … Read moreElizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Karl Rove could be the party’s last resort to stop Donald Trump It is common knowledge that Donald Trump continues his popularity among the conservative populace who aren’t buying politics as usual anymore. They are … Read moreGOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey … Read moreDonald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

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