Donald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room

Donald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room

Toy soldiers were set up for the bored president, including one figurine with tears painted on its face to simulate al-Baghdadi. Rumors are floating around media circles that a staffer considered very close to the … Read moreDonald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to President Trump … Read moreScientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up new bodily afflictions, give them mysterious axioms, … Read morePatient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate that all cabinet members be required to … Read moreTrump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

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