‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a standard Inauguration into a Roast, to allow … Read more ‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, … Read more Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Sources: Elizabeth Warren has not been able to stop showering since endorsing Hillary Clinton. BOSTON — Sources close to Elizabeth Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute at … Read more Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Karl Rove could be the party’s last resort to stop Donald Trump It is common knowledge that Donald Trump continues his popularity among the conservative populace who aren’t buying politics as usual anymore. They are … Read more GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey … Read more Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively declaring victory in the upcoming Super Tuesday … Read more Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an astounding 360 today when they announced that … Read more Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

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