Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, … Read moreTrump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Sources: Elizabeth Warren has not been able to stop showering since endorsing Hillary Clinton. BOSTON — Sources close to Elizabeth Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute at … Read moreElizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

GOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Karl Rove could be the party’s last resort to stop Donald Trump It is common knowledge that Donald Trump continues his popularity among the conservative populace who aren’t buying politics as usual anymore. They are … Read moreGOP to Bring in The Fixer: ‘Turd Blossom’ Karl Rove

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey … Read moreDonald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively declaring victory in the upcoming Super Tuesday … Read moreTrump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an astounding 360 today when they announced that … Read moreKoch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative to their regular fat/salt-laden fries. McHealthy Fries® … Read moreMcDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile