Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
Lesley Leben
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more
GOP Senators Unsurprised by McConnell Flip Flop
‘Swigging Mitch’ strikes again with another McConnell flip flop. Mitch McConnell stunned much of the country when he lambasted Trump for inciting the January 6th insurrection, then voted … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Punished by GOP
Kevin McCarthy finally comes down on Marjorie Taylor Greene, in the worst way. After weeks of silence, Kevin McCarthy, the house minority leader, issued a devastating blow to … Read more
Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more
President Trump Booby Traps White House
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
RBG Asks Heaven to Wait
The Notorious RBG Appeals to a Courtroom in Heaven Ruth Bader Ginsberg (RBG) stands at a podium facing nine justices known as The Supreme Court of the Universal … Read more
Breaking: Trump Campaign Out of Money, Resorting to Online Auction
With less than a week to go and out of cash, the Trump campaign has announced that they will hold an online auction. Trump’s online auction could hold … Read more
Demented Voters See Trump as One of Them
A recent poll found that Trump had an 18-point advantage over Joe Biden within the demented voters demographic. “Having Dementia doesn’t mean you can’t vote,” said Kristina Anderson, … Read more
