‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
Pete Hegseth
All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
‘Seething Cauldron of Chaos’ – Hegseth Grilled on Pentagon
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Canadian War Plans Leaked
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
Trump Unveils TR-47 Fighter Jet on White House Lawn
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
