Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
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BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 2/1/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories
Truly the most wonderful time of the year: The 2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories list has been released! Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop … Read more
Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
Harassing the Harassee
The Republicans’ brilliant strategy for the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation process was harassing the harassee. The Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation process has stumbled forward like a ten year-old … Read more
Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position
As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition
Everyone’s got questions about Trump’s nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. The answers are all here, in “Frequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition.” Enjoy! Q. … Read more
Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’
“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice … Read more
