Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

Giuliani insists there is nothing unusual about the president’s request, saying Trump will testify under certain conditions. With special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly nearing completion of his investigation … Read more Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he … Read more Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice … Read more Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing … Read more Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by … Read more Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit … Read more Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington … Read more Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

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