Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing the time-consuming nature of the position and … Read moreHope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by revelations of widespread sexual harassment and misconduct … Read moreInvestigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Revealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race

Revealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race

Ten other methods that were considered by the distinguished House of Delegates for breaking the tie in the Virginia House race. After the race for a Virginia House of Delegates seat ended in a tie, … Read moreRevealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit for inventing the phrase. “Melania and I … Read moreDonald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington to Hollywood, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Democrat of … Read moreKirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

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