Truth Be Told
You hear all kinds of things in a bar at night, but the truth is relative when you’re drunk. Danny’s eyes widened with glee, as he held the … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?
Slobovian President hints at collusion in viral Mexican beer scandal. Part of the series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Peoples Independent Quasi-Republic president Irk Krudhbo has … Read more
Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale
Sales of new beer skyrocket, and tensions flare even higher between traditional rivals. Amid an already fractured relationship in the midst of a nuclear standoff, tensions flare between … Read more
Democrats You’d Have a Beer – or Whatever – With
If you had to pick one of the 20 debate-qualified Democratic candidates to have a beer with, who would it be? Back in 2000, the presidential election was … Read more
FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
Breakfast and Beer
Let’s talk about two daily essentials: Breakfast and, of course, beer. Mass marketers of breakfast cereals have been in a downward sales spiral for about a decade, so … Read more
