Millennial Shocked to Learn that Podcasting Is Not a New Concept
Hey, goobers, podcasting, previously known as “audio stories,” have been a thing for like 100 years. HARTFORD — The podcast industry has grown by leaps and bounds since … Read more
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5 Tips for Apartment Hunting
Ingenious tips for finding the perfect pad while apartment hunting. 1. When apartment hunting, take a frozen pizza with you, place it directly on the center rack of … Read more
Francis Ford Coppola Recuts ‘Apocalypse Now’ Yet Again
‘Apocalypse Now: The Absolutely Last and Final Cut Ever, No Really, I Promise’ opens in select theaters on Friday. Francis Ford Coppola is at it again. Considered to … Read more
New Costco Membership Level: Shop Sans Lowly Peasants
The new ‘Royal Supreme’ membership will allow only the best of the best customers to shop without annoying disruptions from lowly peasants and little people. Costco CEO Craig … Read more
Contagious Coronavirus Victim Touring the USA in His Chevrolet
After calling others weak and lazy for hitting the airports, coronavirus victim says he’ll “Do it the hard way.” ATLANTA — Just days after a Jet Blue passenger … Read more
NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence
With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more
In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond
Instead, the game show host flirts with homely Wheel of Fortune contestant. BURBANK, CA — In a move that shocked the television viewing world, “Wheel of Fortune” host … Read more
Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In
Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more
New Research Suggests Radio Listeners Don’t Want Variety: Only ‘Stairway to Heaven’ & ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ All Night Long
Radio listeners like same songs played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. New research released by radio research icon Jacobs … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
