Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

New Research Suggests Radio Listeners Don’t Want Variety: Only ‘Stairway to Heaven’ & ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ All Night Long

New Research Suggests Radio Listeners Don’t Want Variety: Only ‘Stairway to Heaven’ & ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ All Night Long

Radio listeners like same songs played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. New research released by radio research icon Jacobs … Read more New Research Suggests Radio Listeners Don’t Want Variety: Only ‘Stairway to Heaven’ & ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ All Night Long

Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions

Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions

After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions

Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’

Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’

White House insider says Trump got the idea to buy Greenland for ‘one million dollars’ after binge-watching Austin Powers trilogy on Netflix. A report released Friday by the … Read more Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’

Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale

Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale

Sales of new beer skyrocket, and tensions flare even higher between traditional rivals. Amid an already fractured relationship in the midst of a nuclear standoff, tensions flare between … Read more Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale

State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket

State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket

With latest move, State Lottery officials hope to completely wipe out ‘pesky’ lower class. CHICAGO — In an effort to rid the state of the proletariat and boost … Read more State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket

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