This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Dissed? Pissed? Resist! Trump sales his boast as it rapidly sinks into the swamp. Debunk the punk, impeach the leech, and put the scammer in the slammer! Crooks … Read more

‘Salmonella 101’ – It’s Funny NOW!

‘Salmonella 101’ – It’s Funny NOW!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

Don’t get me wrong; I do celebrate Thanksgiving – but there’s a lot more praying! ‘THANKSGIVING’ means different things to different people!  For some it’s Norman Rockwell-esque – … Read more

Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions

Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
Dave Richards is a writer from Las Vegas. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin.

After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more

The Art of Being Human ‘MERCY’ International Cartoon Exhibition

The Art of Being Human ‘MERCY’ International Cartoon Exhibition
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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A new international cartoon exhibition is accepting submissions. The Art of Being Human “MERCY” International Cartoon Exhibition will be realized under the auspices of the Izmir Katip Celebi … Read more

Black Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’

Black Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi” & the missing pieces of Khashoggi Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, … Read more

Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!

Saudi Consulate: also known as “The Middle-Eastern Haunted Torture Chamber.” Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Consulate in … Read more

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!

In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more

Thanksgiving: From the White House to Wal-Mart

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Thanksgiving turkeys got a pardon, and so did the turkey industry lobbying group. Thanksgiving — a time of grace and family sharing — will start with an extra-graceful … Read more

Lost Journal: Thank Goodness for Gobbles

Buy your copy of "Lost Journal - the Book" at www.timmollen.com.Each Lost Journal column is a journal entry written in retrospect. In other words, Mollen chooses a different day from his past, and writes about it as though it were today. The date may be last week, Halloween 1980, or the day he was born (May 4, 1969). Some of you may be asking, “But how would he have been able to write a journal entry on the day he was born?” To you he says: “Lighten up. It’s a humor column.” Mollen is a nationally syndicated columnist and actor, and he is available as a speaker on writing and humor.
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Journal entry: November 19, 1990 (age 21) There’s a sense of exhilaration when a college freshman gets his own phone line and his own answering machine. (The typical … Read more

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