The weirdest ‘bookmarks’ librarians have found tucked into returned library material. When you work in a library, you soon learn that patrons can make use of some rather unlikely things to mark their places as … Read moreFrom Bacon to Meth: The World’s Weirdest Bookmarks
An audacious network of hell-raising climate-change activists, Cowboys for Liberty is out to expose, shame and defeat the corporate-serving profiteers. What’s in a name? By definition, the name of a person, place or thing is … Read moreCowboys for Liberty
Hey, guy in the next stall, get a clue! You can stop trying to hide your identity by tucking your shoes behind the bowl: I recognize your Stefano Ricci’s (also your cough), John, from Accounting. … Read moreNotes for the Fellow in the Next Stall
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. Just the opposite. Dave used to have … Read moreA Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
The Yahoo comment section on some articles is the best snarkle you can get. This one is about a woman in Florida who was having an affair with her brother and gave birth to a … Read moreSometimes the Yahoo Comment Section Gives You the Best Hoot There Is
Giving difficult patrons funny nicknames is a “library thing.” At the library where I work, we have an incredibly challenging patron whose imperious demands, unpleasant attitude and relentless sense of entitlement annoy and depress us … Read moreMr. Creeping Hands, Gum-Popping Granny and Crabby Newspaper Guy: Welcome to Your Local Library
Let’s talk about two daily essentials: Breakfast and, of course, beer. Mass marketers of breakfast cereals have been in a downward sales spiral for about a decade, so they’re getting back to their roots (sort … Read moreBreakfast and Beer
So, the big question is, how will Democrats screw this up? Let’s send a big fat congratulatory shout out to former US Attorney Doug Jones for capturing the Senate seat in Alabama, the first Democrat … Read moreDemocrats Show a Pulse
Here are some books we can be pretty sure are not being read by President Trump: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama The Everything Guide to Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Professional, reassuring advice for coping … Read moreBooks Not Currently on the President’s Nightstand
The emperor has no clothes, and we have a mentally ill president. It’s time to face up to the obvious: The President of the United States is deranged. In other words, the emperor has no … Read moreWho Will Say It? The Emperor Has No Clothes!