‘Petty Four Crimes’: Getting My Just Deserts!
Just deserts: Busted! Busted at an ‘All You Can Eat Buffet’! Getting my just deserts: Confessions of a Foodie! In a past life, my late husband & I … Read more
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Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more
Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more
A Version of Vacation Time
The correctional system as it now exists in America wouldn’t be appropriate for Trump. What to do? Carl Augustas Menninger (1893-1990), the most prominent member of the family … Read more
Major Crime Scourge Morphs Into Latest Pro Sports League
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more
Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada
Independent voters who swept Republicans into power now see the chaos they’ve unleashed and are heading to Canada in droves. Independent voters who swept Republicans into power nationally … Read more
How Covid Made Me Lose My Job… as a Pickpocket!
At 6 feet apart – with this gig, it’s Slim Pickins! An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic. With Covid – it’s murder out … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation
Anti-hate law would protect President Trump from criticism. Senate Republicans have proposed sweeping anti-hate legislation in a new bill that makes it a crime to hurt President Trump’s … Read more
