A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response

A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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“We are never getting back together” – a Taylor Swift playlist to help you deal with Trump’s pandemic response. Jan. 22, 2020: “We have it totally under control. … Read more

Last Train to Clarksville: 2020

Last Train to Clarksville: 2020
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more

Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous

Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more

My Own Private Jeopardy

My Own Private Jeopardy
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

This may be the author’s Private Jeopardy, but you too can play along! Cover up the answers and make your guess, then find out if you’re close. Of … Read more

Make American Satire Great Again: Support the Humor Times!

Make American Satire Great Again: Support the Humor Times!
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Help the Humor Times survive in a tough environment for independent press outlets! The Humor Times is a website, sure, but we’re also a monthly print magazine (available … Read more

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Jeff Cahlon is an attorney and writer in New York. He writes political and social commentary and satire. Jeff has written over 40 articles that have been published on over a dozen different websites, including several leading humor/satire websites. Jeff has been named a "Top Writer in Satire" on Medium.

Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more

Comedy Union Defends the Whole Human Race Against Latest Insult to Mankind’s Ego

Comedy Union Defends the Whole Human Race Against Latest Insult to Mankind’s Ego
Ed Toolis is a Chicago humor writer and author of Humor, Comedy & Sketch Writing and There's an App for That, Books 1.1 and 2.0. Available on Amazon.

Human race needs self-esteem boost, UCWA here to help! Look, the human race needs a certain level of self-esteem to make life bearable on this planet. But every … Read more

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