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Breaking News: Jan. 6 defendants-turned-plaintiffs cite undue influence in civil action against Trump. Former President Donald J. Trump now faces civil action proceedings in more than 1,300 cases … Read more
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
Bezos’ company is now providing van drivers with at-cost water bottles, encouraging them to “piss away for extra pay!” and selling their pee as new Covid cure. SEATTLE … Read more
The former prez wants back in the White House. So, for his edification, we present the Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President, as drafted by the always-reliable … Read more
QAnon-Russian Connection: Was Marjorie Taylor Greene replaced by a Russian agent? An anonymous source within the FBI has provided some astounding news regarding both QAnon and Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Turns out even the Evil One does not want to be associated with QAnon rumors and allegations. Despite happily copping the blame for September 11, Genghis Khan, Benito … Read more
Night Prayer (updated from previous version) Now I lay me down to sleepI pray Trump’s soul the devil keep.If from his sleep he never wakesI pray his soul … Read more
Rep. Gonzalez will have no end zone celebration, as he is being blitzed by Republicans for daring to vote for impeachment. Pity poor Anthony Gonzalez. Congressman Gonzalez, who … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Kevin McCarthy finally comes down on Marjorie Taylor Greene, in the worst way. After weeks of silence, Kevin McCarthy, the house minority leader, issued a devastating blow to … Read more
