Variant Classes Added at Covid House of Dance
Variant classes have been introduced to help customers at the Covid House of Dance to cope with the ever-changing virus. For over two years you’ve been dancing around … Read more
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Today’s Huckleberry
A modern Huckleberry Finn on experts and the corona virus. My name’s Johnny Jasper Wilkins Smith. Most people stop at Johnny, which is fine by me, cause it … Read more
With ‘Pee Cure’ Trending, Amazon Does About Face: Selling Van Drivers’ Urine as New Covid Cure
Bezos’ company is now providing van drivers with at-cost water bottles, encouraging them to “piss away for extra pay!” and selling their pee as new Covid cure. SEATTLE … Read more
Who or What Is/Was Omicron?
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondents from across the universe weigh in on what exactly Omicron is. This past week the word-birthers at the World Health … Read more
Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more
Wuhan Institute Under Investigation for Causing a Litany of Worldwide Disasters
China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more
Spinning Around on Trump’s Money-Go-Round
Trump rich buddies bend government power to the wishes of selfish corporate interests with their money-go-round. The Donald is in a funk. He’s been outsmarted by an inert … Read more
What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?
The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more
Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?
Slobovian President hints at collusion in viral Mexican beer scandal. Part of the series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Peoples Independent Quasi-Republic president Irk Krudhbo has … Read more
