Wuhan Institute Blamed for More Disasters

China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19.

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)

Former Slobovian Secret Service Agency head General Y’Ghotta B. Schittenmy, now a licensed private investigator, has been hired by the United Nations and the W.C.C (World Crappe Council) to investigate China’s infamous Wuhan Institute amid rumors that the facility is not only responsible for the COVID-19 but for a long list of worldwide disasters and afflictions.

At a recent news conference, General Schittenmy stated that he and his staff will be looking into rumors that Wuhan could be responsible for such disasters and traumas as:

Original Sin
The Rape of the Sabine Women
The Slobovian Inquisition
Erectile dysfunction
The American Civil War
The Edsel
Milli Vanilli
The Black Death
The Purple Death
My Mother the Car
Ingrown toenails
Liz Taylor’s marriage to Eddie Fisher
The Hindenburg disaster
O.J. Simpson being acquitted
Donald Trump being elected

General Schittenmy is working closely with Dr. Whang Dhang, world famous Forensic Crapologist and Theological Poontangist. Dr. Dhang stated, “We believe that it is highly possible that when Satan was expelled from Heaven he did not go to Hell, he went to Wuhan.”

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