How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

The Pope is coming: How to be prepared Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have the abortion you’ve been putting off. Have … Read moreHow to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 ounces of eggnog each morning. Lunch: savor … Read moreNew Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

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