Reign of Error
The past year has been the exact reverse of that old saying, “time flies when you’re having fun” – thanks to 45. It’s been quite a year. The exact reverse of that whole “time flies … Read moreReign of Error
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F’ing Chutes & Ladders
You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave after exhausting all other slanders. Fool. Jerk. … Read moreF’ing Chutes & Ladders
Typhoon Donald & Rocket Man
The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon … Read moreTyphoon Donald & Rocket Man
Thermonuclear Chicken
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken
Bad Hair Wars
Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s … Read moreBad Hair Wars
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. Trump: @MelaniaTrump I have the best heart! So healthy. … Read morePutin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to … Read moreTrump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in some businesses not only in the United … Read moreTrump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity