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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
Sales of new beer skyrocket, and tensions flare even higher between traditional rivals. Amid an already fractured relationship in the midst of a nuclear standoff, tensions flare between … Read more
The past year has been the exact reverse of that old saying, “time flies when you’re having fun” – thanks to 45. It’s been quite a year. The … Read more
You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave … Read more
The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity … Read more
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls … Read more
Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial … Read more
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
