F’ing Chutes & Ladders

Will Durst

You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave after exhausting all other slanders. Fool. Jerk. … Read moreF’ing Chutes & Ladders

Typhoon Donald & Rocket Man

Will Durst

The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon … Read moreTyphoon Donald & Rocket Man

Thermonuclear Chicken

Will Durst

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format:   Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin.   Trump: @MelaniaTrump I have the best heart! So healthy. … Read morePutin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to … Read moreTrump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in some businesses not only in the United … Read moreTrump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

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