F’ing Chutes & Ladders

Will Durst

You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” Here’s the deal: You don’t start out by calling someone an “f’ing moron.” That’s a final exclamatory heave after exhausting all other slanders. Fool. Jerk. … Read moreF’ing Chutes & Ladders

Thermonuclear Chicken

Will Durst

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format:   Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin.   Trump: @MelaniaTrump I have the best heart! So healthy. … Read morePutin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

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