Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 10/2/17

Typhoon Donald & Rocket Man

Will Durst

The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity of the cascade of disasters descending upon … Read moreTyphoon Donald & Rocket Man

Thermonuclear Chicken

Will Durst

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/24/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15

Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’

Kim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’

Kim Jong-chul, older brother of Kim Jong-un, is North Korea’s No. 1 ‘Swiftie’ Kim Jong-chul (his friends call him “Jong-chill”), the enigmatic older brother of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, has been pictured in … Read moreKim Jong-un: ‘My Brother Was Photographed WHERE?’

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made by Showtime Networks, was as controversial as … Read moreLindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

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